Yes! Many years ago, I went with my husband to a very fancy party thrown to celebrate ludicrously expensive watches. Celebrities came. Many! Cate Blanchett made an entrance and practically swooned over a huge model airplane that tied in with some new watch. I mean, she stopped in her tracks, pressed a delicate hand against her solar plexus, mouth open in awe. And I remember thinking, wow, she's super excited about this! Why aren't I super excited!!! More celebrities arrived, and did same same but different. Later, they were beside themselves with excitement about dancing to an ancient famous songs sung live by a very famous has-been. Again, I was flummoxed, actually even worried about being an unfeeling blasé twit!
The next time I film myself reading a poem I'll think of massaging a bugger between two fingers... Thanks for the tip!
Nice. I love that you've done the work of personal accounting here, Susie. I'm so glad you're totally fucked on the majority of these. You're in good company. Thanks for reading.
I have been so wondering what I did wrong my whole life, now I feel like your wisdom has set me free, I can indeed be super successful with no ideas🤣. Hey I’ve got the dog at least, seems he’s just not designed to be a handbag accessory - doh, I’ll choose a pink one next time!
I was holding back, but with your encouragement, Ben, I'll be posting pics of my cleavage and will share the real-time effect on my subscriber numbers. This should be fun.
I'm also trying on my jeans, dancing in front of my dog, in the hope she'll have a medical episode of some kind, and I can post about a traumatic emergency visit to the vet. Then I'm going to do an inspirational post about nature. Everyone loves nature.
Yes! Many years ago, I went with my husband to a very fancy party thrown to celebrate ludicrously expensive watches. Celebrities came. Many! Cate Blanchett made an entrance and practically swooned over a huge model airplane that tied in with some new watch. I mean, she stopped in her tracks, pressed a delicate hand against her solar plexus, mouth open in awe. And I remember thinking, wow, she's super excited about this! Why aren't I super excited!!! More celebrities arrived, and did same same but different. Later, they were beside themselves with excitement about dancing to an ancient famous songs sung live by a very famous has-been. Again, I was flummoxed, actually even worried about being an unfeeling blasé twit!
The next time I film myself reading a poem I'll think of massaging a bugger between two fingers... Thanks for the tip!
What an amazing story Francesca. Celebrities, they’re just like us! Thanks for subscribing, glad you’re here.
You nailed it Ben! Love this. It is all hilarious but the NOT STARBUCKS🤣🤣🤣
Thanks, Donna!
Just running through all these Ben;
1. 2. 5. 6. and 7. I'm totally fucked!
3. Help can only be provided if the person you ask understands, for that a common language is necessary. so totally fucked again!
4. Not possible when arms are always filled with fruit/veggies/walnuts/wet sheep... or sick kids!
8..Yay, maybe there's a chance for me yet! Although you say only 'look' as if you're working hard... Bugger... fucked again!
9. Tick that one, except obviously I am doing it all wrong and need to follow your wise advice...
10. Oh but I love it here... really?
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Nice. I love that you've done the work of personal accounting here, Susie. I'm so glad you're totally fucked on the majority of these. You're in good company. Thanks for reading.
I have been so wondering what I did wrong my whole life, now I feel like your wisdom has set me free, I can indeed be super successful with no ideas🤣. Hey I’ve got the dog at least, seems he’s just not designed to be a handbag accessory - doh, I’ll choose a pink one next time!
Thanks for reading, Sarah. I'm glad these liberated you.
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On a serious note, looking forward to another serial, my friend.
Thanks, Holly ❤️
Same!! (No pressure, though. Well, not MUCH pressure . . .)
Incredibly helpful!
I was holding back, but with your encouragement, Ben, I'll be posting pics of my cleavage and will share the real-time effect on my subscriber numbers. This should be fun.
I think there’s real potential there, Troy. You should definitely workshop the idea along with these other gems.
Thanks for the chuckle this morning. 🤭 So good.
Thanks for reading, Kim.
I'm here to express my deep gratitude.
I'm also trying on my jeans, dancing in front of my dog, in the hope she'll have a medical episode of some kind, and I can post about a traumatic emergency visit to the vet. Then I'm going to do an inspirational post about nature. Everyone loves nature.
😂😂😂 I’m telling you the dog thing works.
You've never lied to me. 😁
Looks like I will never amount to anything! Never mind, i’ll go click ‘like' on my own sunstacks. Someone loves me!
Now those are some TRULY helpful tips (NOT!) Made me laugh though! 🤗😂☺️
Thanks, Rose. Glad you found some wisdom here. 😉